
Oh my god Look! it's driving towards me!!!
oh ya.. there was this article in the papers today which took some beauty tips out of Victoria Beckham's book (Gasp, Posh Spice can write?! but she's so botoxed! won't she be too stiff to write? and she's probably lipo-ed as well.. her muscles are probable too weak.) but anyway.. most of the tips were really quite lame.. like "just throw on a pair of shades to hide a multitude of sins" or "buy Party Feet by Scholl, which act as pillows beneath the balls of your feet". ehhh... even I can give such tips lo.. hahhaa...
the only one which seemed to be useful was "just before you get out of the shower, turn the temperature down and get a blast of freezing-cold water. it really makes your skin look taut and smooth too, and is great for circulation, but it's not very pleasant i have to say..."
but this tip was given to her by Geri Halliwell so it doesn't really count as her tip..
"looking effortless is actually fashion code for 'this involved lots of thought' and it's a tragic truth that this generally is the best strategy"
and wat the hell does THAT mean...